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Monday, October 31, 2005

The House is Haunted

Rumors have long circulated that the Utah House of Representatives is haunted. While we typically are skeptical of such nonsense, a spooky body of evidence has coagulated over the past several months…

Evidence:
* The bell at the front desk has been known to ring when no one is around.

* The apparition of Dave Stewart can still be seen lurking in the corridors of the House, even though the session has been over for almost eight months.

* If you blur your eyes at a John Dougall blog, you can see the ghostly image of James Madison doing the Macarena.

* A copy of the Legacy Parkway Agreement is floating around House offices, scaring state reps.

* Jeff Alexander has been seen sticking pins in voodoo dolls of senators.

* Lobbyists are getting dressed up, knocking on the doors and asking for treats.

* All House action takes place in a spooky basement catacomb.

* The Jones-Mascaro Bill keeps rising from the dead.

Happy Halloween!

1 Comments:

Blogger steve u. said...

It is refreshing to see something humorous coming out of the Senate. Intentionally humorous, that is.

Great job on the blog! My hat is off to Ric and all the participants.

10/31/2005 4:02 PM  

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