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Thursday, July 06, 2006

News from a parallel universe


Blogger theorris said...

I wonder if they all have goatees?

(A joke that is extra-funny because it makes a Star Trek and Colonel Sanders refrence all in one.)

7/06/2006 10:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Colonel Sanders jokes = always funny.

From "So I Married an Axe Murderer"

Stuart Mackenzie: Well, it's a well known fact, Sunny Jim, that there's a secret society of the five wealthiest people in the world, known AS... The Pentaveret, who run everything in the world, including the newspapers, and meet tri-annually at a secret country mansion in Colorado, known as The Meadows.

Tony Giardino: So who's in this Pentaveret?

Stuart Mackenzie: The Queen, The Vatican, The Gettys, The Rothschilds, *and* Colonel Sanders before he went t**s up. Oh....I hated the Colonel with is wee *beady* eyes! And that smug look on his face, "Oh, you're gonna buy my chicken! Ohhhhh!"

7/10/2006 4:55 PM  

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