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Chances are the next President of the United States will be our first woman president, our first African-American president, or our first Mormon president.

Why not just elect Gladys Knight and get it all over with at once?

5 Comments:

 Stacey said...

Caught a Leno rerun huh?

6/05/2007 1:29 PM  

 Anonymous said...

Wow, get with the times. This is an old joke.

6/05/2007 2:10 PM  

 The Senate Site said...

Yeah, still good though. I thought it was apt. Presidential debates and all.

Here's a fresh one for you:

Q: How many cool bloggers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: What? You don't know?

6/05/2007 3:21 PM  

 Anonymous said...

Famous people say the darndest things.

"There are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diarrhea, or you're anxious to meet people who do." Henry Kissinger (former US Secretary of State)

"And God said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." George Burns

"Luge strategy? Lie flat and try not to die." Carmen Boyle (Olympic gold medalist in luge, 1966)

"My cousin just died. He was only 19. He got stung by a bee-the natural enemy of a tightrope walker." Dan Rather (News anchorman)

"I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?" Arnold Schwarzenegger

"I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves." Jerry Garcia (Grateful Dead)

"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a Great White or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot." Axel Rose (Guns'n'Roses)

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." Jack Nicholson

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." Roseanne

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." Rod Stewart., aging cover band singer

6/05/2007 4:23 PM  

 Anonymous said...

LOL!

9/23/2007 7:11 AM  

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